Poetry: U.F.O.’s Come Get Me by Ian Copestick

Oh, U.F.O.’s come get me
Take me away from this planet
I’ve tried everything it’s got to offer
And none of it’s enough
Not enough joy
Not enough sorrow
Not enough insanity
I’ve drank all I can
Taken all of the drugs
But it’s not enough for me
I’ve had the sex
I’ve been in love
I’ve had the family
I’ve tried everything this world
Has got to offer
Still it’s not enough for me
So PLEASE, come on U.F.O.’s
Come and abduct me
I’ll even take the anal probing
If you’ll come and pick up me
I’m sure there must be more to life
Elsewhere in the galaxy
So, please come on U.F.O.’s
Come on and pick up me.
ian c