True Crimes by Ian Lewis Copestick

Every night we watch true crime
programmes on T.V. Tonight the
inevitable happened, one crime slid
into another. My wife asked  “Do you
get this ? Why did he kill him ?”
I said
” Well, obviously it was the ten grand. ”
” No, Ian that was the last programme.
The one that was on before. ” She was
right, after seeing about 10,000 crimes,
I’d finally lost the plot.
Literally.

IAN LEWIS